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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

trickshift:

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cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

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play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls

burn the witch

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*